Entry for August 23, 2006

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LAFF CORNER!

A man walks into a bar and sits down on a barstool. The bartender comes over and asks the man what he’d like to drink. He orders a beer. While he’s waiting, the man looks to his left and sees a horse sitting on the stool next to him. “Hey there,” says the man, grinning. “Why the long face?” The horse immediately leaps off the stool, rears up, and kicks the man across the bar into a concrete pillar. “Oh my God,” says the bartender. “You killed him.”

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