One day a priest, rabbi and minister boarded the same plane and coincidentally found themselves sitting next to each other.
“I’m going to Rome to visit the Pope at the Vatican,” the priest proudly announced to the other two, each of whom nodded approval.
“And I,” said the rabbi, “am beginning my yearly pilgrimage to the Holy Land.” The minister and priest both smiled at the rabbi, and again nodded their approval.
After a short pause, the rabbi and priest both looked at the minister, expecting him to similarly reveal his plans. Yet the minister said nothing, and instead began reading the newspaper that had been folded on his lap.
Seconds later the plane ignited into a massive ball of fire, and the priest, rabbi and minister were never heard from again.